The Pink Panther 2 (2009)

Aishwarya Rai Bachchan: Sonia

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Quotes 

• Sonia : Story of my life, the men I'm interested in aren't the ones interested in me.

• Insp. Jacques Clouseau : You are under arrest!

  Sonia : Let me go, or I will destroy it.

  [Sonia takes what she believes to be the Pink Panther from her purse, and draws a gun] 

  Dreyfus : Let her go.

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Let her do it.

  Dreyfus : [shocked]  Are you insane?

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : [Sonia tosses what appears to be the Pink Panther into the air, shooting it into millions of fragments; she attempts to run into a hallway, only for Ponton to hit her face with a metal serving tray]  Good work, Ponton.

  Ponton : Thank you.

  Dreyfus : You moron! You twerp! You sad excuse for a human being! You have just destroyed the sacred symbol of France!

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Ponton, did you bring what I asked for? Boys...

  [Louis and Antoine bring a small jewelry case] 

  Louis : Here it is, Uncle Jacques.

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Yes, yes.

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : I knew the Tornado would eventually come after the Pink Panther, so I went to the museé with a simple plan in mind. I had convinced my old friend, Robert the night guard, to turn off the security system for the few moments necessary to save the most beautiful object in France. I then switched the Pink Panther with the replica I had at home.

  [Clouseau takes the real Pink Panther from the case] 

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : This is the real Pink Panther. It was the fake that was stolen.

  Dreyfus : [to himself]  Nightmare, nightmare.

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : And when the Tornado, an expert on the quality of gems, wrote in his supposed suicide note of its great beauty, I knew he could never have been the thief; he would have recognized it as a fake.

  Vicenzo : How did you figure out it was Sonia?

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : It was because I spent the last 17 months on parking duty.

  Dreyfus : What?

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : Today I was staring at Miss Solandres' license plate. I recognized it because of my... unique system of cross-referencing. I became aware that I had given a parking ticket to the same car, two days before Miss Solandres claimed she arrived in Paris... one day before the Pink Panther was stolen.

  [the guests applaud Clouseau, who has just thwarted Sonia Solandres] 

  Dreyfus : You followed my instructions very well, Clouseau. It was I, of course, who put Clouseau onto the parking ticket assignment. Isn't that so, Inspector?

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : No.

  [Clouseau winks at Chief Inspector Dreyfus, who instructed him to deny any knowledge of the assignment] 

  Insp. Jacques Clouseau : And at Avellaneda's mansion, when I sensed the presence of the Tornado, he was there, all right. But it was not a he, it was a she!

  [the guests and the Dream Team applaud Clouseau's success] 

• Kenji : What do we know about this man, this... Tornado?

  Sonia : [Sonia arrives at the crime scene]  Well, we know that he's a white male between 50 and 65, with a scar from a bullet hole behind his right shoulder. In 1996, the Tornado was shot right here in France while trying to steal a gold vase. Blood was found, and as a result, his DNA has been on file for over 10 years... without a match.

  Sonia : I'm sorry I'm a bit late; my flight was delayed.