The Magical World of Disney (TV Series)

Disneyland's 35th Anniversary Celebration (1990)

Dave Goelz: The Great Gonzo

Quotes 

• Miss Piggy : I wish I could be Cinderella.

  [Gonzo suddenly appears, dressed as a fairy] 

  The Great Gonzo : Whoa! Sorry, landings aren't my specialty.

  Miss Piggy : Who are you?

  The Great Gonzo : Why, I am your fairy god... er, thing, and I am here to grant you three wishes.

  [Miss Piggy gasps; to camera] 

  The Great Gonzo : I hope you people are getting the "Pigarella" story structure here.

  Miss Piggy : Oh, Fairy God... er, thing, I want to be Cinderella and be admired for my great beauty.

  The Great Gonzo : Are you serious? Don't you know you're a pig?

  Miss Piggy : [offended]  Hey! Listen, buzzard beak!

  The Great Gonzo : Leave my nose out of this!

  Miss Piggy : Oh, I wish your nose would just blow up!

  [suddenly, Gonzo's long nose explodes] 

  The Great Gonzo : Wow, look what you did!

  Miss Piggy : Oh, I'm so sorry! I wish I haven't had said that!

  [suddenly, Gonzo's nose is back to normal] 

  The Great Gonzo : Aw, gee, I kinda liked my nose like that. Well, you have one more wish left. Why don't you wish my other nose back? I think it gave me class.

  Miss Piggy : Oh, I wish you'd be more serious!

  [suddenly, Gonzo's fairy costume turns into that of a businessman] 

  The Great Gonzo : That was your third wish. Here is your receipt. Goodbye!

  Miss Piggy : [grabbing Gonzo by the neck]  Hold it, beaky-brain! You are going to get me one more wish so I can Cinderella! Comprende?

  The Great Gonzo : [gasping for breath]  I can't give you any more wishes! It's the rule! Besides, you broke my wand.

  Miss Piggy : All right! We'll do this my way, but you are going to help! Come on!

• Cinderella : Gosh, Gonzo, I wonder where your parents are?

  The Great Gonzo : Never mind them. Let's talk about us. Is this thing with you and the prince serious? I mean, can you see other people? Hey, hey! Did anyone ever tell you you have great nostrils?