Metalocalypse (TV Series)

The Curse of Dethklok (2006)

Kirk Hammett: Smoked Fingers fan

Quotes 

• Reporter #1 : [series of news reports and TV interviews]  - live from Batsfjord, Norway, where over 300,000 fans have traveled to the Arctic Circle to see the legendary metal band Dethklok perform just one song.

  Reporter #2 : Surprisingly, the song itself is a jingle... a coffee jingle. Never before have so many people traveled so far for such a short song.

  Reporter #3 : - a coffee jingle for international coffee moguls the Duncan Hills Coffee Corporation. Is Dethklok selling out? "No!" says band frontman Nathan Explosion.

  Nathan Explosion : We're here to make coffee metal. We will make everything metal! Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity!

  Reporter #2 : They're called "pain waivers." Fans are literally signing their life away, releasing Dethklok from any and all liability.

  Fan #1 : My eye got tore out and force-fed to me at a show. DETHKLOK RULES!

  Fan #2 : In London, some dude chopped off my fingers and threw 'em up onstage. Murderface rolled 'em up and smoked 'em! MURDERFACE!

  Reporter #1 : - dark clouds have rolled in. Static electricity is in the air. W-wait... wait a minute, it's... it's Dethklok! It's Dethklok!

• Fan #2 : In London, some dude chopped off my fingers and threw them up on stage, Murderface rolled them up and smoked them! MURDERFACE!