- Matt Trakker: Julio, I need your help here amigo.
- Julio Lopez: Sorry Matt, the Big Burrito has been grounded.
- Matt Trakker: But no one has ever figured out what that key is, or even what the treasure is.
- Calhoun Burns: Well, you can bet the thief hasn't 'pawned' the chess set.
- Julio Lopez: The chess set has little value other than historical.
- Matt Trakker: But as a piece of history, it's priceless.
- Gloria Baker: Well, somebody's figured a way to 'rook' somebody out of something.
- Julio Lopez: Or they wouldn't bother to steal the chess set.
- Matt Trakker: So what we need is more information on the chess set.
- Bruno Shephard: Hurry up, will ya? It ain't easy hanging up here all day, you know.
- Cliff Dagger: Thought that was easy for you, ya big ape!
- Bruno Shephard: Very funny, Match-Head.
- Vanessa Warfield: Do you think he hid his crown under the dome? If he did, he must have worn stilts.
- Miles Mayhem: Vanessa, see if you can put your feminine intuition to work. That is, if you have any.
- Sly Rax: Femininity? You gotta be kidding!
- Vanessa Warfield: You wanna come over here and say that again, needlenose?
- Scott Trakker: [referring to V.E.N.O.M] I'm gonna go see where they're going.
- T-Bob: A-and I'm gonna see about hiding!