- Miles Mayhem: Rax, this is the last time I ever let you choose our headquarters.
- Sly Rax: You said you wanted it impossible to find...
- Miles Mayhem: Idiot! If I wanted to take a 24 hour shower, I'd have brought my shampoo.
- Sly Rax: You can always use a shower, Mayhem.
- T-Bob: The only reason you're with us is because I told him you were my favorite slave.
- Scott Trakker: Your favorite slave? Just wait'll I get you home, exalted one. I'll reprogram you with a hammer!
- T-Bob: I've had enough of this stuff. I'm getting some sleep.
- Scott Trakker: You're not a human, you don't need any sleep.
- T-Bob: I-I'm not an Inca God, either, but Tamula has spoken and Tamula's getting some shut-eye.
- Cliff Dagger: No more pussyfuting around. Now we'll finally see who's behind that mask.
- Brad Turner: Pussyfuting around? Hocus Pocus hologram, on!