- Matt Trakker: [on phone] A stone tree? Sounds interesting. I just hope you're not getting rocks in your head.
- Scott Trakker: Just think: in a few hours, we'll be in a real forest with thousands of trees!
- T-Bob: Big deal. I'd rather wait 'til Christmas when the department stores sell the pretty aluminum ones.
- Scott Trakker: Maybe dad'll let us sleep outdoors, under the stars.
- T-Bob: I-if you wanna sleep under the stars, there's a real boring show at the planetarium.
- Nash Gorey: How dare you question Mayhem's order. The man is a tactical genius.
- Bruno Shephard: Shut up, Gorey!
- Nash Gorey: Did you hear that? I was praising your genius and Bruno said to shut up. Why the nerve of...
- Miles Mayhem: [interrupting] Shut up!
- Scott Trakker: I'm glad you kept that safety belt and spikes. I guarantee you won't fall again.
- T-Bob: W-why? Did you make me some special arrangement with Sir Isaac Newton?