- Cliff Dagger: Hey, what about me? I never get to go undercover.
- Miles Mayhem: That's because you can't een tie your shoes in the dark.
- Alex Sector: [of Brother NIcodemus] Friendly as a puppy dog, isn't he?
- Matt Trakker: He's keeping something from us. But, M.A.S.K. has their secrets too.
- Miles Mayhem: Rax, I'm giving you exactly one more minute to come up with the magic words the monks said.
- Sly Rax: I'm telling ya, I don't remember. Just something about 'thanks'.
- Miles Mayhem: I should have had you record it, you pinhead!
- Cliff Dagger: Want me to go back to the monks and find out?
- Vanessa Warfield: We don't have ten years.
- Miles Mayhem: Perhaps we don't need magic words. Dig, dig!
- Cliff Dagger: I forgot the shovels.
- Miles Mayhem: Idiot! Then use your hands.
- T-Bob: [everyone gets soda] Nobody has anything robot style.
- Alex Sector: Sorry, T-Bob. Athens seems to be out of antifreeze.