- Scott Trakker: You shoulda seen it, dad! Kamehameha's statue flew into the clouds like a bird!
- T-Bob: And then it divebombed like a plucked chicken!
- Robert Rockman: How awful! The feathered cape and helmet are an important piece of Hawaiian history. They are priceless!
- Matt Trakker: They should be. There aren't many 'o'o and 'i'i birds left anymore.
- Matt Trakker: Nothing out of the ordinary here, except messed up sand castles.
- Hondo MacLean: Ditto. I'm drawing a blank over here, too.