MASK (TV Series)
Venice Menace (1985)
Doug Stone: Matt Trakker, Bruno Shephard
Quotes
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Italian Crane Operator : Where did it go-a?
Italian Gondolier : It's-a gone-a. There's-a nothing-a here!
Matt Trakker : Well, at least we saved a sample.
[glances at the jar in his hand]
Matt Trakker : Hey, it's gone!
T-Bob : I-it couldn't have gotten out, the lid wasn't even 'ajar'!
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Matt Trakker : Disperse and keep your eyes peeled for anything that looks 'venomous'.
Calhoun Burns : Dastardly devils! They'll answer to us if they attempt to harm this grand old city. To our vehicles!
[turns to Gloria]
Calhoun Burns : After you, of course, ma'am.
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Matt Trakker : Lets add a little hot sauce to V.E.N.O.M.'s pudding!
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Vanessa Warfield : Cleopatra's barge, it really exists! But how did it wind up in Northern Italy?
Miles Mayhem : It was stolen after Cleopatra's death but the thieves were lousy sailors and lost it here.
Vanessa Warfield : Sounds like something Bruno would do.
Bruno Shephard : [a beat] Hey!
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Matt Trakker : My birds-eye-view is laying an egg. Anyone else spot anything?
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Matt Trakker : Amazing. Cleopatra's barge. We'll take it to one of Venice's museums.
T-Bob : Y-yeah. A-and as far as I'm concerned, the 'schooner' the better!
Matt Trakker , Gloria Baker , Jacques Lafleur , Calhoun Burns , Scott Trakker : [Groaning] Ooh...