Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Kidnapped (1993)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• Butt-head : [on the answering machine of Stewart's parents after Beavis and Butt-Head have "kidnapped" Stewart]  Uhhhh, we're the kidnappers and we want uhhhhhh... money, uh call us back immediately.

  Beavis : Disguise your voice.

  Butt-head : Huh?... Shut up Beavis.

• Stewart Stevenson : [watching Family Matters on Butt-Head's couch]  Ha-ha-ha. C'mon over guys.

  Butt-head : This sucks. I can't take it anymore.

  Beavis : Yeah. Let's call his mom.

  Butt-head : I already called ,like,

  [holds up five fingers] 

  Butt-head : this many times.

  Beavis : Maybe his parents don't want him back.

  Butt-head : [looks over at Stewart]  Would you?

• [watching the music video for "Cool Kids" by Kix] 

  Butt-head : Krokus?

  Beavis : No, he's saying "cool kids".

  Butt-head : These are supposed to be cool kids? I'd hate to see the uncool kids.

• [watching the music video for "Cool Kids" by Kix] 

  Butt-head : I thought people usually look cool in leather jackets.

  Beavis : Yeah, what's wrong? How come these people all look like wussies?