- Mr. Plotz: I want you to take a letter.
- Wakko Warner: Where do you want me to take it?
- Mr. Plotz: No no, I mean I want you to write a letter!
- Wakko Warner: [brings up a notepad] Okay. Dear Santa, I have been ever so good this year. I would like a new mallet and a shiny new anvil.
- Mr. Plotz: No no no no, write a letter for me, FOR ME!
- Wakko Warner: But I don't know what you want for Christmas.
- Wakko Warner: [attempting to distract his siblings so he can answer the phone] Look it's a big fat fanny!
- Mr. Plotz: [Wakko swallows Thaddeus Plotz's paperweight] And give me back my paperweight!
- Wakko Warner: Okay, but you'll have to wait a while.
- Yakko: Mwah! Goodnight everybody!