Some of the Classroom Rules are: No Talking, No Moving, No Guitar, No Laughing, No Squirming, No Gum Chewing, No Drawing, No Guts, No Glory (this one is assumed), No Singing, No Skydiving, No Yawning, No Ducks, No Smiling, No Swimming, No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service, No Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, No Rock And Roll, No Vermicelli, No T.V. Watching, No Camping, No Use, No Salamanders, No Running, No Yelling, No Raucousness, No Stopping, No Parking, No Fishing, No Snorkeling, No Smoking, No Raincoats, No Square Dancing, No Service, No No No.