- Derek Morgan: Oh, one last favor. Look up the words sexy and brilliant in that computer of yours and tell me what you come up with.
- Penelope Garcia: Look at that, it's me.
- Derek Morgan: You are a goddess woman, ciao.
- [Flicks the phone shut. Women in the waiting room are staring at him]
- Derek Morgan: It was a... It was a work call.
- Jason Gideon: Doesn't anybody ever go home?
- Elle Greenaway: You're here
- Jason Gideon: Exactly! Trust me; you don't want to model your social life after mine
- Jennifer Jareau: If it makes you feel any better: Hotchner and Morgan took off
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Hotch is married, Morgan is just, you know, Morgan
- Aaron Hotchner: Excuse me. How bad were her injuries?
- CSU Tech: She's lucky, there're relatively minor
- Aaron Hotchner: Do me a favor: don't tell her that she's lucky!
- [Phone rings]
- Penelope Garcia: Dayton, Ohia, you're on the air
- Derek Morgan: I'd like to make a request
- Penelope Garcia: With that sultry voice? You name it!
- Jason Gideon: [voiceover] Helen Keller once said "Although the world is full of suffering, it is also full of overcoming it."
- Maggie Callahan: Agent Gideon! You're going to have to talk to a lot of victims. It would be helpful to have an extra female presence
- Jason Gideon: Can you promise me you'll be sensitive?
- Maggie Callahan: As long as you promise to stay pissed off at what happened to them. I've been on this case since day one. I don't want to have to step aside
- Jason Gideon: You will not have to. Thank you
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [Graig hands over a huge pile of personal dossiers] All these?
- Craig Dyson: We cover the entire Great Lakes region
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Let's narrow it down. The guy we're look for is male, white, between the ages of 20 and 40, socially awkward and unable to make connections easily
- Craig Dyson: I have 250 employees, most of those are man and every single one of them match the description you just gave me
- Maggie Callahan: [Gideon opens his hotel room door] I figured you wouldn't be sleeping either
- Jason Gideon: What are you doing here?
- Maggie Callahan: I took a room on the hall
- Jason Gideon: But you live four blocks away
- Maggie Callahan: Exactly! Why be separated from the work?