Extras (TV Series)
David Bowie (2006)
Ricky Gervais: Andy Millman
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Quotes
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David Bowie : [sings] The little fat man who sold his soul...
Andy Millman : The little?
David Bowie : [sings] Little fat man who sold his dream... Chubby little loser...
David Bowie : [turns round and plays piano] Chubby little loser... National joke...
David Bowie : [stops singing] No, not chubby little loser...
David Bowie : [sings] Pathetic little fat man... No one's bloody laughing...
David Bowie : [sings] The clown that no one laughs at... They all just wish he'd die...
David Bowie : [sings] He's so depressed at being useless... The fat man takes his own life...
David Bowie : [stops singing] No, no
David Bowie : [sings] He's so depressed at being hated... Fatty takes his own life...
David Bowie : [stops singing] Fatty? Fatso?
Maggie Jacobs : Fatso, I like fatso
David Bowie : Yeah, let's go with fatso
David Bowie : [sings] Fatso take his own life... He blows his bloated face off
David Bowie : [stops singing] No
David Bowie : [sings] He blows his stupid brains out
Linda : But the twat'd probabably miss!
David Bowie : [stops singing] Yes, Linda, I like that!
Andy Millman : Yes, so do I. It's brilliant Linda.
David Bowie : [sings] He sold his soul for a shot at fame... Catchprase and wig and the jokes are lame...
David Bowie : [sings] He's got no style, he's got no grace... He's banal and facile... He's a fat waste of space...
David Bowie : [stops singing] Yeah, yeah. Everybody sing that last line. One, two, three...
David Bowie : [sings] He's banal and facile... He's a fat waste of space... See his pug-nosed face... pug, pug, pug, pug
David Bowie : [stops singing] Again!
David Bowie : [sings] See his pug-nose face... pug, pug, pug, pug. The little fat man with the pug-nosed face... Yeah! pug, pug, pug, pug. Little fat man... pug-nosed face... pug, pug, pug, pug...
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[watching an episode of "When the Whistle Blows" on TV]
Andy Millman : It's bad.
Agent : It's not BAD, is it.
Andy Millman : It is.
Agent : No, "bad" suggests that, you know, it's evil or something. You know, it's not - It's poor... it's rubbish... you know, it's shit - it's a shit sitcom.
Andy Millman : It's a shitcom! Oh, we've sorted that out, thanks very much. That's the career over.
Agent : That's what one of the reviewers said!