"Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip" The Focus Group (TV Episode 2006) - Sarah Paulson as Harriet Hayes

Harriet Hayes : New legislation in Wyoming will allow bear hunters to carry automatic weapons with silencers. When asked to comment, a bear said, "RAAAAAAAAAWR!".
Harriet Hayes : [in a thick Southern twang] Matt, I can do the witch as Holly Hunter if you want.

Matt Albie : I don't.

Harriet Hayes : [still in a southern twang] Would you like it if I spent the rest of the day talking to you as Holly Hunter?

Matt Albie : Not at all.

Harriet Hayes : [still doing Holly Hunter] It's hard for me to jibe with you since you have personified something which I truly think is dangerous.

Matt Albie : Stop now.
[the power goes out in the studio during rehearsal of a sketch called "Science, Schmience"]

Matt Albie : Harriet, you say a word, any word at all about God not liking to be mocked...

Harriet Hayes : [quoting Holly Hunter in "Broadcast News"] You know what? I think *you're* the Devil!
Matt Albie : [after Harriet throws up a fit over Matt's alleged affair with one of her co-workers] What is your problem with me? That after you broke up with me, I went out with somebody else? That's what almost always happens!

Harriet Hayes : Not someone from where I work! There are 17 strip clubs within a 3 block radius of this place for you. Not someone from my show!

Matt Albie : It's not *your* show, it's *mine". And there are only 5 strip clubs with a 3 block radius. I spent my 20s in this theater.

Sarah Paulson: Harriet Hayes