Rosie Cartwright: [narrating] That night, the sleepover was at my house.
Francesca 'Frankie' Thomas: Exercising, watching what he eats, a new haircut? This could only mean one thing.
Rosie Cartwright: He's getting fat and his hair's too long.
Francesca 'Frankie' Thomas: He's got a mystery woman on the scene.
Rosie Cartwright: My dad?
Kenny Tan: Swim carnival is Monday. When are we gonna organize the relay?
Rosie Cartwright: Let's stick with alien abduction. I can handle that.
Kenny Tan: What have aliens got to do with the relay?
Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: [runs into the room] Millenium Man magazine. I found it in the toilet.
Francesca 'Frankie' Thomas: Lyndz, what about the bathroom speed record? I was timing you.
Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: Oops, I forgot.
Rosie Cartwright: [narrating] It was beginning to look like to SOCs had a point. I mean, what self-respecting extraterrestrial reads articles like...
[reading to the other girls]
Rosie Cartwright: "Wheatgrass, The Healthy Way to a New You"?
Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins, Francesca 'Frankie' Thomas: Mystery woman.
Rosie Cartwright: But what woman?
[scoffs]
Rosie Cartwright: Dad doesn't even know any. He talks to the deli lady. He waves to the mail lady. He argues with the parking officer.
Francesca 'Frankie' Thomas: That's three potential new stepmoms.
[Rosie groans and hides under her sleeping bag]
Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: It's better than one mum with three heads.
Felicity 'Fliss' Sidebotham: [walks into the room with a bowl of popcorn] What's with Rosie?
Kenny Tan: I know. Let's distract ourselves and talk about the swim carnival.
Francesca 'Frankie' Thomas: Kenny, we're talking about life here.
Rosie Cartwright: Oh, the swim carnival! Kenny, you're right! Dad's never been to it before. So why is he suddenly coming on Monday?
Francesca 'Frankie' Thomas: This can only mean one thing.
Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: Mystery woman will be lurking at the pool.