Dean Collins: Mike Gold

Quotes 

• Dave Gold : [to Mike]  Look your mother, uh your mother found an empty condom wrapper in your, uh, in your pocket, and we just wanted to know if, uh, you... uh... planted your flag on Mount Hottie.

  Mike Gold : What? No, okay? I didn't use the condom.

  Vicky Gold : Then what were you doing with it?

  Mike Gold : Jeff Allen brought a pack to school. What was I supposed to say, Mom? "No, thanks. I have no use for that. I'm a virgin. Spread the word."