Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman (TV Series)
Episode #1.3 (1976)
Louise Lasser: Mary Hartman
Quotes
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Mary Hartman : It was a wonderful book. It was guaranteed to improve my emotional health.
Harold Clemens : Did it improve your emotional health?
Mary Hartman : I think so, I definitely think so. You see, it was while I was reading that book that I realized that I needed glasses, and that made me feel much better.
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Mary Hartman : [Referring to her chili] Do you think this is too spicy or not spicy enough?
Harold Clemens : Not spicy enough.
[Referring to the Lombardi murders]
Harold Clemens : Of course there could be any number of psychological reasons why.
Mary Hartman : [Deadpan] Mmhmm.
[Mary pauses]
Mary Hartman : So what'd you think it needs?
Harold Clemens : Uh, what'd you have?
Mary Hartman : I have uh, salt and... pepper.
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Harold Clemens : [Referring to high school] I'm sure you were very attractive.
Mary Hartman : [Charmed] Really?
[Changing her tone]
Mary Hartman : What'd you think happened to me?
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Mary Hartman : Heather's one of the real achievers in her class. We think that she's sure to win the Rotary Club award when she graduates... that's for good citizenship and posture.
Harold Clemens : Ah, my, my. How nice.
Mary Hartman : Yeah. Oh, we're sure of it, we're sure of it.
[Raising her voice to Heather, who's slouched in a kitchen chair]
Mary Hartman : Mr. Clemens is writing an article about the Lombardi murders Heather. Heather? Isn't that interesting, dear?
Heather Hartman : [Only her eyes are visible above the table] I don't know.
Mary Hartman : [Quietly] Can you sit up a bit straighter when you "don't know," dear?
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Mary Hartman : Now, look! Everything's gonna be all right! And afterward, we're all gonna go to the House of Pancakes!