Louise Lasser: Mary Hartman

Quotes 

• Judge : Now, let's see, what exactly are these charges? They said it might be better to keep all this behind closed doors.

  Mary Hartman : [whispering to Tom]  Isn't that one of Loretta's tunes?

• Mary Hartman : Here, dear, have some cereal. It's endorsed by Billie Jean King.

• Tom Hartman : Did you think I was sexy then?

  Mary Hartman : Yeah, you were. You were just like Johnny Carson. You were just all boyish and proud of yourself.

  Tom Hartman : He's a comedian. I'm a Robert Redford, huh?

  Mary Hartman : [thinks a moment]  Johnny Carson.