- Nathan Explosion: My god these things are amazing, check it out. I'm an eye docter.
- [Points laser at Murderface]
- Charles Foster Ofdensen: Can you please give me the laser pointer? It does not belong to you.
- Nathan Explosion: Hey wait your turn.
- William Murderface: Hey point that into my eyes again.
- [gets lasered]
- William Murderface: Ahh yes, awesome!
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Point the laser beams at my too eye.
- [gets lasered]
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Uhhhh. Cool!
- Pickles the Drummer: Dude check it out if you press really hard on your eyes it's also awesome dude!
- William Murderface: [Rubs eyes] Aww, awesome!
- Toki Wartooth: Yes but checks this out. I can force all the bloods to my face and gives myself a real cool blowjob!
- [strains, nose bleeds]
- Toki Wartooth: Dat's what I'm talking about!
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: He means nosebleed, not blowjob. Idiot.
- Toki Wartooth: I guess I feel a sense of pride, knowing I helped raise him. Here's a bucket a of hank burgers, big gulps and crap you fat tits!
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Try not to choke you fat tub of shit. We loves you!
- Nathan Explosion: I think I know, what you, are all trying to say... we need, a space helicopter.
- Pickles the Drummer: That's impossible.
- Nathan Explosion: Hey goofball, look who's all neutered! You are! Yeah you're neutered, huh goofball, yeah! Who's a neutered guy?