My Wife and Kids (TV Series)

Blackout (2003)

Damon Wayans: Michael Kyle

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Quotes 

• Michael Kyle : The price of nudity sure has gone up.

  Michael Kyle Jr. : I know that's right, that lock just cost me $20.

  Michael Kyle : Yeah well that's $20 out the window, that lock's going to come off, it's a fire hazard.

  Michael Kyle Jr. : No it's not, Dad, it's metal, it won't burn.

  Michael Kyle : That's not what I mean. If there's a fire in the house and you're locked in here, you'll... you know what? Keep the lock on.

• Michael Kyle : Kady is 7 years old and she's still acting 3. It's not cute anymore.

  Janet 'Jay' Kyle : I know, it was cute when she was younger and like a puppy, now she's not like a puppy anymore, she's somewhere between a puppy and a dog, I don't know what you call it.

  Michael Kyle : Rudy. Remember on the Cosby Show, Rudy was so cute and little one day and then the next thing she's grown up and looking... like Bill Cosby.

• Michael Kyle : [Junior says he's going shopping]  You mean looting?

  Michael Kyle Jr. : I prefer to think of it as a blackout sale.