Break-up Bob (2006)

Joseph Harper: Bob

Quotes 

• Bob : If she cries on my shoulder, it's going to cost you another twenty-five bucks.

• Sheryl : You tell Jared that I broke up with him first.

  Bob : Sorry, I don't do reverse break-up messages. That would have me running back and forth all day long.

• Bob : Here's a list of the most popular break-up lines. I can just use one or combine them.

  Jared : 1. It's not you, it's me. 2. I'm not ready for a commitment right now. 3. You're driving me crazy. 4. After being with you, I know I'm gay.