Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Little Big Kraft (1998)
Melissa Joan Hart: Sabrina Spellman
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Quotes
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Principal Willard Kraft : Miss Spellman, why have you been following me around all morning?
Sabrina Spellman : It's... your cologne Mr. Kraft, it's so great that I want to buy some for my friend Harvey.
Principal Willard Kraft : Well, you can think about my Old Spice in detention!
Sabrina Spellman : But what's my crime?
Principal Willard Kraft : Smelling the Vice Principal!
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Salem Saberhagen : [Sabrina tells Salem about her day with with a "Teenage" Mr. Kraft in charge] He played Smells like Teen Spirit with his nose?
Sabrina Spellman : Four verses!
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Sabrina Spellman : You don't have to go out with Mr. Kraft anymore.
Hilda Spellman : I'm seeing him again this weekend.
Sabrina Spellman , Zelda Spellman : What?
Hilda Spellman : Well, he may be a bad date, but when you live as long as we do, you have a lot of Friday nights to fill.
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Principal Willard Kraft : Okay, now, in order to ensure everyone's safety on this trip, I have established a few simple guidelines.
Harvey Kinkle : No snacking between meals? Lights out at 8?
Sabrina Spellman : No laughing?
Principal Willard Kraft : And since we'll be staying at my ex-father-in-law's condo to save a little bit of money, everyone will have to pitch in with the chores.
Harvey Kinkle : Will we get paid?
Principal Willard Kraft : You will be paid with up to minutes a day of ski time, mister.
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Sabrina Spellman : I have to get that carafe.
Salem Saberhagen : Yes, and be careful, 99.
Sabrina Spellman : What?
Salem Saberhagen : You are so young.
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Sabrina Spellman : Hate to say this, but I can't wait to get the old Mr. Kraft back.
Zelda Spellman : You don't change people's personalities. And if you do, you don't mix it with caffeine.
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Principal Willard Kraft : Something very odd is going on here, and I can't help but think you were responsible.
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, well, you know, that could be sign of a concussion.
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Sabrina Spellman : Detention? What for?
Principal Willard Kraft : New policy. Detention is now based solely on personal resentments.
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Harvey Kinkle : The PTA is sponsoring a ski trip to Vermont this weekend. Let's sign up.
Sabrina Spellman : I can't believe the PTA came up with something fun to do. Let's see how they ruin this.
Libby Chessler : [to Mr. Kraft] I'm so glad they picked you to chaperon the ski trip.
Principal Willard Kraft : [to Libby] Well, you know my motto: fun, with discipline.
Sabrina Spellman : [to Harvey] Did your hope die first or mine?