Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
Little Big Kraft (1998)
Martin Mull: Principal Willard Kraft
Quotes
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Principal Willard Kraft : Miss Spellman, why have you been following me around all morning?
Sabrina Spellman : It's... your cologne Mr. Kraft, it's so great that I want to buy some for my friend Harvey.
Principal Willard Kraft : Well, you can think about my Old Spice in detention!
Sabrina Spellman : But what's my crime?
Principal Willard Kraft : Smelling the Vice Principal!
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Principal Willard Kraft : [Sarcastically to Libby while under a spell] Aww, here's the world's smallest violin playing the world's saddest song just for you!
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Principal Willard Kraft : Okay, now, in order to ensure everyone's safety on this trip, I have established a few simple guidelines.
Harvey Kinkle : No snacking between meals? Lights out at 8?
Sabrina Spellman : No laughing?
Principal Willard Kraft : And since we'll be staying at my ex-father-in-law's condo to save a little bit of money, everyone will have to pitch in with the chores.
Harvey Kinkle : Will we get paid?
Principal Willard Kraft : You will be paid with up to minutes a day of ski time, mister.
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Principal Willard Kraft : Since it's about ten minutes until school starts, I'm sure you've got some homework you've forgotten or some property to destroy.
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Principal Willard Kraft : Miss Spellman, kissing up is a way of life, not just something you do when it suits you.
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Principal Willard Kraft : Something very odd is going on here, and I can't help but think you were responsible.
Sabrina Spellman : Oh, well, you know, that could be sign of a concussion.
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Sabrina Spellman : Detention? What for?
Principal Willard Kraft : New policy. Detention is now based solely on personal resentments.
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Harvey Kinkle : The PTA is sponsoring a ski trip to Vermont this weekend. Let's sign up.
Sabrina Spellman : I can't believe the PTA came up with something fun to do. Let's see how they ruin this.
Libby Chessler : [to Mr. Kraft] I'm so glad they picked you to chaperon the ski trip.
Principal Willard Kraft : [to Libby] Well, you know my motto: fun, with discipline.
Sabrina Spellman : [to Harvey] Did your hope die first or mine?