Show Open: Clinton & Jackson Improv - President Bill Clinton (
Will Sasso) and Rev. Jesse Jackson (
Aries Spears) do some comedy improvisation as mechanic and pimp at a rental car agency.
Steven Seagal's America - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
UBS Stud - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Lorraine Runner #1 - Lorraine (
Mo Collins) can't decide on buying a box of thumbtacks at a yard sale.
Dick Van Dyke '98 - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Omni Bowl - Spishak's infomercial for a versatile bowl that is both a cereal bowl and a pasta bowl
Lorraine Runner #2 - Lorraine challenges another buyer who beats her to buying the box of tacks.
Stuart Gets Lost - Stuart (
Michael McDonald) is apprehended by mall security after he shoplifts a bathing suit at Marshall's.
MADClassic: Dentist in a Box - not included in the half-hour version of this episode
Lorraine Runner #3 - It's night and Lorraine continues asking questions about the thumbtacks to the homeowner (
Michael McDonald), who already went inside his house.
Virtual Hills - Infomercial for a senior care facility that offers virtual reality to their residents.
Spy Vs. Spy: Embassy - not included in the half-hour version of this episode