Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

The Way of Invisibility (2003)

Gregory Abbey: Raphael

Quotes 

• Raphael : You didn't come all the way down here for the nickel tour. What's the 4-1-1 streetside?

  Casey Jones : Graffiti. It's everywhere, all over town.

  Michelangelo : And I think I speak for everyone in the room when I say, DUH!

  Donatello : We're New Yorkers, Casey. We've seen graffiti before.

  Casey Jones : Uh-uh, not this kind.

  [Casey holds up a picture of a spear skewering four turtles] 

  Casey Jones : I think someone's trying to send you a message.

• Raphael : [to Hun]  Nice tat! Purple dragon... or just some big ugly chicken?

• Hun : We've been over this again and again, freak. I'm only gonna ask you this one more time: Who do you work for? How long have you been on this planet? What is the level of your technology?

  Raphael : Planet? Technology? Boy, you are barking up the wrong shell.

  Hun : ANSWER ME!

  Raphael : Come to think of it, who do YOU work for? I mean, you look way too dumb to be in charge of all this.

  Hun : [holds a buzzsaw to Raph's face]  Your choice: you can talk, or you can let your DNA do the talking for you. Now is there something you want to tell me?

  Raphael : Just this...

  [knocks out Hun] 

  Raphael : Sweet dreams, lard butt!

• Hun : [examines Raph's sais]  This is some nice steel. How about you tell me who gave them to you?

  Raphael : Yo momma!

• [first lines] 

  Raphael : Ever see one of those old movies where the private eye wakes up after being knocked out cold? He always says the same thing: "Uh... where am I?" Okay, so it's not exactly original, but it's true, I have no idea where I am. Is this an operating room? Torture chamber? TV game show? Last thing I remember, I was bapping a bunch of street thugs with Casey...