Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)

The Shredder Strikes Back: Part 1 (2003)

Darren Dunstan: Splinter

Quotes 

• Raphael : [watching football on TV]  Panthers, Rams, Bears. They even got Dolphins. Think they'd have room for something a little more... reptilian.

  Donatello : The Turtles? My friend, unfortunately the lowly turtle has been saddled by society with a stereotype of being velocity challenged.

  [pause] 

  Raphael : Say what?

  Michelangelo : [steps in front of the TV]  May I have your attention please!

  [lets out a long belch] 

  Raphael , Donatello : Cool.

  [applaud for Mikey] 

  April O'Neil : Ewww!

  Splinter : [to April]  This is what I live with ALL THE TIME.

• Michelangelo : Scrambled's okay with everybody, right?

  Raphael , Donatello , Splinter , April O'Neil : AGAIN?

• April O'Neil : So, one would think that table manners were a part of their training...?

  Splinter : One would think.