Ben Hindell: The SHeriff

Quotes 

• The SHeriff : Nobody messes with Corey Haim and lives to tell about. I love License To Drive and I also love The Goonies.

• The SHeriff : Let's just say he, Corey Haim, and a poolstick. Let's just say he did things to Corey Haim that Corey Feldman only wishes he'd done to Corey Haim.

• The SHeriff : Now he's subjugated to living in a shack in Toronto, working in a record store, living with his mother, playing keyboard, making horrible paintings.

• The SHeriff : Corey did enough coke to kill Sigmund Freud's son.