How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Single Stamina (2006)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Barney : OK, here's my thing - if gay guys start getting married, then suddenly the whole world's gonna be doing it. That's how it works: they start something, then six months later, everyone follows. Like... now everyone gets manicures.
Ted : Yeah... I don't get manicures.
Barney : OK, then, like, how... like getting your chest waxed.
Lily : [gasping] Oh! You get your chest waxed?
Barney : [annoyed] You know what I mean!
[back on topic]
Barney : Gay marriage is going to cause single life as we know it to die out.
[in despair]
Barney : Think of how the American family will be strengthened!
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Barney : It used to be the two of us being awesome, while you guys went two by two into your ark of sexless boredom.
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Older Ted : In the winter of 2006, Marshall, Lily, Robin and I were all deep in couple hibernation mode. Sadly, this left Uncle Barney out in the cold.
Barney : [Entering the apartment] Okay. All-night rave, abandoned tire factory in Newark. We're on the list. Who's in?
Ted : Nope.
Robin Scherbatsky : No.
Barney : [Another time] Private jet. Teeterboro Airport, skinny-skydiving. Who's in?
Ted : Nope.
Lily , Robin Scherbatsky , Marshall Eriksen : No, thanks.
Barney : [And again] One beer. Bar, downstairs, 15 second walk. Who's in?
Marshall Eriksen : Shh... Lily went sleepy-bye.
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Barney : [Discovers James texting in the club] Let me see your phone.
James : Why?
Barney : I just want to see your phone. Let me see your phone.
[Tries to grab it]
James : No, it's just a phone. It's just a phone! And it's got Internet access, and it's got a camera on it, and you can surf the Web and do the whole thing. It's so amazing how far technology has come. What kind of phone do you have?
Barney : I got...
[Gets the phone, the background is a photo of James and another guy]
Barney : Who is this? And the answer better be: "I don't remember his name."
James : That is Tom. And he's my fiancé.