- William Murderface: [meditating] Mmmmmrrrreliiiiigiiionnnnnn... mmmmrrrreliiiigionnnnnn...
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Pfft. This is dildos, doesn't he knows there's no such things as religion?
- Nathan Explosion: You mean you don't believe in God. There IS such thing as religion.
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Well, then proves it! Show me, uh, miracles that religion exists!
- Nathan Explosion: Well, you know, um... there's the Bible right there.
- [he points at it]
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Welllll... maybe I reevaluates... my life then.
- Priest: Pray now the prayer of revenge, from whom do you seek revenge?
- Toki Wartooth: I seek revenge on Rachael Ray and the Food Network. Can't you make her... eyes fall out or something?... tits fall off?
- Priest: Satan, grant this man to get the revenge against his foes at the Food Network.
- Toki Wartooth: Seriously?
- Priest: Yes.
- Toki Wartooth: S-Seriously?
- Priest: Yes.
- Toki Wartooth: Really?
- Priest: Yes.
- Toki Wartooth: That's cool.
- [Dethklok goes to a Prayer Bolt concert to help Murderface find religion]
- Pickles the Drummer: Aw, come on. I grew up in the Midwest, I don't need to see another Christian rock band.
- Nathan Explosion: Listen, I almost killed him, he needs our support. Just give it a chance. See, it's... it's not so bad. It's, uh... fun?
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: [holding his hands over his ears] Ugh, there is no God, listen to his guitar.
- [he groans in disgust]
- Toki Wartooth: I'm gonna check out this Christian rock mosh pit.
- [Toki runs around trying to get a pit going, knocking over a barrier so a sharp spike sticks up into the air]
- Prayer Bolt Singer: Yeah! All right! Everybody! Praise the Lord!
- [the singer stage dives, but the crowd moves out of the way and he impales himself on the spike]
- William Murderface: I've seen enough. Pretty good.
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: [listening to Christian rock band] Whoa. There is no God. Just listen to his guitar.
- Nathan Explosion: So, where are we now?
- Pickles the Drummer: This is the church of the atheists. They don't, uh, believe in God.
- Nathan Explosion: Oh, like Toki and Skwisgaar?
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: No, we are nihilists? We don't believe in anything.
- Nathan Explosion: But can't nihilists also... not... believe in god... too?
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Well, I, uh... I don't know.