Bah Humduck!: A Looney Tunes Christmas (2006 Video)
Joe Alaskey: Daffy Duck, Sylvester the Cat, Marvin the Martian, Pepe Le Pew, Foghorn Leghorn
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Quotes
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Speedy Gonzales : Oh Merry Christmas Senor Duck, or as they say in my country Feliz Navidad!
[under his breath]
Speedy Gonzales : Tonto.
Daffy Duck : What did you call me?
Speedy Gonzales : Tonto... it means genius... in Spanish.
Daffy Duck : Well, in that case, I guess I'm the biggest tonto in the world!
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Priscilla Pig : Happy Holidays Mr. Duck. We're collecting donations for needy families.
Daffy Duck : Well, that's an interesting spin on trespassing, pandering, and illegal solicitation... Scram before I send you all to elf prison!
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Daffy Duck : Wake up and smell the coffee Fudd! What does he think this is? A holiday?
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Daffy Duck : [with his usual lisp] Stop snacking on store merchandise mister or I'll see to it that you're arrested for stealing!
Bugs Bunny : [wiping his face with Daffy's necktie] You might wanna stay away from the "s" words until you work through that little spitting problem of yours.
Porky Pig : M-m-m-maybe you could see a speech thera-pe-thera-pe thera-pe... specialist.
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Daffy Duck : I've never liked families. But I do love money!
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Daffy Duck : I'm not afraid of ghosts. In fact, I'm not afraid of anything. Except perhaps low quarterly profit projections and personal intimacy.
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Daffy Duck : [startled] What are you doing here?
Bugs Bunny : I asked the little guy in the helmet downstairs if he knew of any cheap skates and he sent me up here.
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Daffy Duck : What is it with you and your daughter? You act like you're her father or something!
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Daffy Duck : That was despicable.
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Yosemite Sam : I'm the ghost of Christmas present you greedy little holiday wrecking varmint.
Daffy Duck : That's only part of who I am. I'm actually quite complex.
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Daffy Duck : You have a firm grasp of guilt Mr. Ghost but you just don't understand the first thing about greed.
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Daffy Duck : It's a good thing I don't pay overtime.
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Daffy Duck : Who needs a white Christmas when you can have a green one instead?
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Sylvester the Cat : You see, I was just like you once: small-minded, selfish and seriously greedy. And if you don't change your ways, you'll end up just like yours truly.
Daffy Duck : Not a chance. I'd never be stupid enough to buy my employees a forklift.
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Granny : Now what have you learned?
Daffy Duck : That life is cruel, and the only way to survive is to be as selfish as possible?
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Priscilla Pig : Merry Christmas, Uncle Daffy!
Daffy Duck : [suspicious] Uncle? Well, that's pushing it a little...
[Pricilla kisses Daffy on the cheek, catching him off guard. Daffy looks sheepish. Pricilla laughs]
Daffy Duck : Okay, Uncle Daffy it is.
