- Betty Suarez: You bought us a Christmas tree?
- Daniel Meade: Betty, I've thrown up in four rooms of your house. It's the least I could do.
- [Bruno has been fired by Betty]
- Bruno Jacobs: Who the hell does she think she is?
- Sofia Reyes: For today. She's the boss.
- [Daniel has heard of Sofia's job offer to Betty]
- Daniel Meade: You didn't grow up wanting to be my assistant. You have your own dreams. I would never stand in your way.
- Betty Suarez: Isn't there anything in here that would work for a 6-month-old?
- Christina McKinney: No, nothing. Yes, there is. Kate Moss' Spandex dress! No, no, because I'm going to have to take it out a bit.
- Betty Suarez: I don't think Daniel is going to go for a baby in chainlink.
- Amanda Tanner: It's chainmail.
- Betty Suarez: Whatever. If she tries to move, she's going to need first aid
- Wilhelmina Slater: Who on this staff would be willing to eat something that is 15 grams of fat per serving?