Adventures of the Gummi Bears (TV Series)
Tummi's Last Stand/The Crimson Avenger Strikes Again (1988)
Corey Burton: Gruffi Gummi, Toadwart
Quotes
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Toadwart : Plucky ogre who gets most Gummis will win a deluxe vacation in... Wreckball Lagoon! But that's not all. Wait 'til friends see you cruisin' for a bruisin' in your brand-new... full-dozin' basher cart! Complete with spikes and poison-tipped arrows. And heads will surely turn when you sstretch your stuff in these trail-blazing clothes. Courtesy of Ogre International.
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Duke Igthorn : As usual, there's only one person I can rely on.
Toadwart : [thinking of himself] Only one.
Duke Igthorn : And that's me.
Toadwart : Uh, that was my second guess.
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Toadwart : Toadie always happy to dunk for dear -
[Gad dunks him]
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Duke Igthorn : [as the mechanical ogres] Good, reinforcements.
Toadwart : [they start throwing boulders at them] Whose side are they on?
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Toadwart : Intrepid Toadie shall brave the unknown with his Dukie.
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Toadwart : I've got a feeling I'm going to be breakfast.
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Toadwart : [after getting hit with oil and feathers and falling down the waterfall] Just think. Someday people will pay to go on rids just like it.
[Igthorn hits him with a fish]
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Gruffi Gummi : [to Cubbi] That costumed clown is always getting into trouble. And if there's one thing we don't need, it's you getting into any more.
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Toadwart : Patience, O Demanding One.
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Toadwart : Up-and-coming Toadie will be right behind dear Dukey as we bolding venture forth into Dunwyn and triumphantly claim our dreadful recourse.
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Duke Igthorn : You're nothing but a miserable, worthless, pathetic worm!
Toadwart : Eh, what are you trying to say, Your Gracefulness?
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Toadwart : This is not a red-letter day for life-of-the-party Toadie.
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Toadwart : Now I'm really in style.
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Toadwart : For first time in miserable life, people love Toadie!
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Toadwart : Uh, Lionhearted Avenger is a tad hungry. Could he save her *after* lunch?
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Toadwart : I'm the defender of Dunwyn, hero of the people, striking fear into the hearts of...
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Toadwart : [masquerading as the Crimson Avenger] Take that, and that, and that!
Duke Igthorn : Stop that, you annoying little man.
[Calla kicks him]
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Princess Calla : [Gasps] Igthorn!
Toadwart : [horrified on his shoulders where he was attacking him] Dukie.
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Toadwart : Sorry, but weary Avenger ready to call it a day.
[faints]
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Toadwart : [thrown out a window] That any way to treat a national hero?
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Cubbi Gummi : Stand and fight, coward!
Toadwart : Sorry. Fighting angry Avengers bad for health.
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Toadwart : Looky. Runaway water wheel.
Cubbi Gummi : [turns] where?
Toadwart : [picks him up and flings him down the well] There.
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Duke Igthorn : Toadwart? You're the Crimson Avenger?
Toadwart : Me? No... Never heard of him.
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Cubbi Gummi : Surrender, villain, or face the sword of the Crimson Avenger!
Toadwart : What? Another one?
Cubbi Gummi : No. The *only* one!
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Toadwart : What courage! What fortitude! What a show!
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Toadwart : Maybe not too late for Toadie to be real hero.
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Toadwart : Maybe with lots of groveling Dukey let me be doormat again.
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Cubbi Gummi : You showed real courage tonight.
Toadwart : I did? Oh, thank you, Your Capedness.
Cubbi Gummi : But you'd still make a lousy hero.
[leaves]
Toadwart : [wipes away a tear] He said I have courage. No more will Toadie be doormat. From now on, demand to be footstool instead.
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[last lines]
Cubbi Gummi : But what if the Crimson Avenger has to strike again?
Gruffi Gummi : Sheesh. Kids.