- Toadwart: Plucky ogre who gets most Gummis will win a deluxe vacation in... Wreckball Lagoon! But that's not all. Wait 'til friends see you cruisin' for a bruisin' in your brand-new... full-dozin' basher cart! Complete with spikes and poison-tipped arrows. And heads will surely turn when you sstretch your stuff in these trail-blazing clothes. Courtesy of Ogre International.
- Cubbi Gummi: Maybe you should get in shape. You'd feel better about yourself. And besides, you never know when you might run into - OGRES!
- Cubbi Gummi: It's some kind of obstacle course. The Gummi knights must've used it for training.
- Tummi Gummi: Ph! No wonder they left. The food here's awful.
- Duke Igthorn: As usual, there's only one person I can rely on.
- Toadwart: [thinking of himself] Only one.
- Duke Igthorn: And that's me.
- Toadwart: Uh, that was my second guess.
- Cubbi Gummi: I bet you already lost ten pounds.
- Tummi Gummi: [takes off the armor] And here goes another ten.
- Tummi Gummi: Maybe they won't see us.
- Gad: [comes up from over the bushes behind] Gummis!
- Tummi Gummi: Then again, maybe they will.
- Cubbi Gummi: [Tummi is tricking the ogres into entering the obstacle course] Hey, this is gonna be fun.
- Duke Igthorn: [as the mechanical ogres] Good, reinforcements.
- Toadwart: [they start throwing boulders at them] Whose side are they on?
- Tummi Gummi: It's just you and me, Iggy.
- Duke Igthorn: And in a moment it'll just be me. And don't call me Iggy.
- Toadwart: [after getting hit with oil and feathers and falling down the waterfall] Just think. Someday people will pay to go on rids just like it.
- [Igthorn hits him with a fish]
- [last lines: "Tummi's Last Stand"]
- Grammi Gummi: You must feel awfully proud, Tummi.
- Tummi Gummi: Actually, I feel awfully... hungry.
- [takes one of the slices of cake and begins to chomp on it]
- Gruffi Gummi: [to Cubbi] That costumed clown is always getting into trouble. And if there's one thing we don't need, it's you getting into any more.
- Toadwart: Up-and-coming Toadie will be right behind dear Dukey as we bolding venture forth into Dunwyn and triumphantly claim our dreadful recourse.
- Duke Igthorn: You're nothing but a miserable, worthless, pathetic worm!
- Toadwart: Eh, what are you trying to say, Your Gracefulness?
- Robber: [seeing him in the costume] The Crimson Avenger!
- Robber: [in the Crimson Avenger costume, spins around gasping] Where?
- Toadwart: [masquerading as the Crimson Avenger] Take that, and that, and that!
- Duke Igthorn: Stop that, you annoying little man.
- [Calla kicks him]
- Princess Calla: [Gasps] Igthorn!
- Toadwart: [horrified on his shoulders where he was attacking him] Dukie.
- Toadwart: Looky. Runaway water wheel.
- Cubbi Gummi: [turns] where?
- Toadwart: [picks him up and flings him down the well] There.
- Cubbi Gummi: Surrender, villain, or face the sword of the Crimson Avenger!
- Toadwart: What? Another one?
- Cubbi Gummi: No. The *only* one!
- Cubbi Gummi: You showed real courage tonight.
- Toadwart: I did? Oh, thank you, Your Capedness.
- Cubbi Gummi: But you'd still make a lousy hero.
- [leaves]
- Toadwart: [wipes away a tear] He said I have courage. No more will Toadie be doormat. From now on, demand to be footstool instead.
- [last lines]
- Cubbi Gummi: But what if the Crimson Avenger has to strike again?
- Gruffi Gummi: Sheesh. Kids.