30 Rock (TV Series)

The Break-Up (2006)

Dean Winters: Dennis

Quotes 

• Dennis Duffy : I'm moving into my new apartment so I've got one last thing to say to you and I'll be out of your life forever.

  [reading from written letter] 

  Dennis Duffy : Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the '86 World Series, I cried... I cried like a big, dumb homo. And if it was up to me, we'd be together forever. But there's a new thing called "women's liberation", which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. So tonight, when you arrive home, I'll be gone. I officially renounce my squatter's rights.

• Dennis Duffy : [enters house on Dateline NBC]  Hello?

  Chris Hansen : Good evening, sir. I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. Can I ask you what you're doing here tonight?

  Dennis Duffy : Oh, yeah, I'm here to boff some chick named Mary.

  Chris Hansen : Boff some chick?

  Liz Lemon : [watching Dateline]  Oh, my God.

  Chris Hansen : Do you know how old Mary is?

  Dennis Duffy : Yeah, uh, 22. I think.

  Chris Hansen : You wanna try again?

  Dennis Duffy : [runs into the room and turns off TV]  Crap. That girl said she was 16, but I swear to God, I could tell she was 22.