My Name Is Earl (TV Series)
Born a Gamblin Man (2006)
Jason Lee: Earl Hickey
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Quotes
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Disease Control leader : Earl, maybe you need to ask yourself if you have a gambling problem.
Earl Hickey : Hmm, no, I don't have a gambling problem, I'm winning, and winning is not a problem. That's like saying Michael Jordan has a basketball problem, or Def Leppard has an awesomeness problem. So why don't y'all pour some sugar on that?
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Earl Hickey : You want me to teach you how to be less gay so you can sleep with more men?
[Kenny nods]
Earl Hickey : Okay.
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Earl Hickey : Remember, real men keep their emotions bottled up until they explode, and then they punch something that has nothing to do with what they're mad at.