My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

Our 'Cops' Is On! (2007)

Jason Lee: Earl Hickey

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Quotes 

• Joy : I love you so much baby. I am gonna

  [beep] 

  Joy : your

  [beep] 

  Joy : [beep]  with my sweet sweet sweet love

  [beep] 

  Joy : [beep] 

  [beep] 

  Joy : [beeeeeeeeeep]  .

  Earl : Sssh. You had me at balls.

• Earl : [after falling down with his pants around his ankles]  I skinned my pecker!

• Earl : Since when do you like rap music?

  Joy : I'm not cheatin' on you!

• Earl : [Earl and Joy are riding in a stolen police car when Joy pulls over a young woman]  Wait, that's my ex girlfriend. I can't let her see me; she thinks I'm dead.

  Joy : Oh, hell yes; this is going to be fun.

  [using the loudspeaker] 

  Joy : The driver will get out of the car. Ok, slut, put your hands on the fender and spread your legs. I'm sure that won't be difficult for you.

  Natalie Duckworth : I'm not a slut! I only slept with one man!

  Earl : [Looking into the 'COPS' camera and grinning]  That was me; yeah, I hit that.

• Earl : [after stealing a cop car]  Who's got a cop car, bi-otch?