- Himself - Host: Jiminy Cricket and Mickey Mouse are putting on this Christmas program. They insist I appear cricket-sized because, as they put it, Christmas is bigger than all of us.
- [to the side]
- Himself - Host: Okay, fellas, I've said it.
- [to the viewer]
- Himself - Host: Before turning the program over to Jiminy, Mickey and the rest of the cartoon critters, on behalf of the human critters of our organization, may I say, from all of us to all of you, Merry Christmas.
- [to the side]
- Himself - Host: Okay, Miss Tink, on with the show!
- Jiminy Cricket: Every year, about this time, we can expect a visit from old Santa Claus. But this year, we're going to turn the tables on him. We're going to pay *him* a visit! Okay, button your coat, pull down your hat, don't even take time to put out the cat! We gotta get going to the land of snow! Just take a deep breath, and wheeee! Away we go!