Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Walnuts and Demerol (2006)
Susan Sullivan: Dorothy
Quotes
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[last lines]
Alan Harper : [in bed with Dorothy] Okay, just so we're clear: you're only doing this to piss off my mom?
Dorothy : Is that a problem?
Alan Harper : Nah, it makes it better!
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Dorothy : [to Gloria, about Charlie] You can't sleep with him because he might be your brother!
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Dorothy : Alan?
Alan Harper : Uh, yes.
Dorothy : I haven't seen you in thirty-five years.
Alan Harper : No kidding. Uh, I'm sorry, I... I... I don't remember you.
Dorothy : Oh. Well, I'm not surprised. At the time, you were busy learning to use the big boy potty.
Alan Harper : Ah. Well, I did it!
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Dorothy : Listen, Alan. I'm looking for my daughter.
Alan Harper : Drunk blonde?
Dorothy : Well, she isn't always blonde...
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Dorothy : You've turned into a very attractive young man.
Alan Harper : Thank you!
Dorothy : Could've gone either way. Lucky you grew into those ears.