Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Walnuts and Demerol (2006)

April Bowlby: Kandi

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• Herb : I'm a doctor.

  Kandi : Are you a doctor like Alan, or are you a real doctor?

  Herb : I'm a pediatrician.

  Kandi : Oh, you do feet.

  Herb : No, children.

  Kandi : Isn't that illegal?

• Alan Harper : Kandi? What are you doing here?

  Kandi : I didn't want to be alone on Christmas Eve and I didn't know where else to go.

  Alan Harper : Where's your new boyfriend?

  Kandi : He decided to spend Christmas with his family.

  Alan Harper : Why didn't he bring you along?

  Kandi : He thought it might make his wife uncomfortable.