Ugly Betty (TV Series)

Fake Plastic Snow (2006)

America Ferrera: Betty Suarez

Quotes 

• Amanda : What is the first thing I ever said to you?

  Betty Suarez : Are you the 'before'?

  Amanda : Okay, the second thing?

  Betty Suarez : [gesturing in faux sign language]  "Are you de-li-ver-ing something?

  Amanda : Whatever

• Betty Suarez : You bought us a Christmas tree?

  Daniel Meade : Betty, I've thrown up in four rooms of your house. It's the least I could do.

• [Betty is leaving for a new job and Amanda is trying to get Betty's position as Daniel's assistant] 

  Betty Suarez : Amanda, look, I need to plan a Mode-worthy party for $500, get Daniel a new assistant and get Justin a signed photo of Lindsey Lohan in two days, I'm kinda busy!

  Amanda : Well, today is like, your lucky day. Hire me. You know you wanna.

  Betty Suarez : Are you serious? After what you and Daniel have been through?

  Amanda : What is the very first thing I ever said to you?

  Betty Suarez : [thinks]  Are you the "before"?

  Amanda : Ok, the second thing.

  Betty Suarez : "Are-you-de-liv-er-ing-some-thing?"

  Amanda : Whatever.