- Amanda: What is the first thing I ever said to you?
- Betty Suarez: Are you the 'before'?
- Amanda: Okay, the second thing?
- Betty Suarez: [gesturing in faux sign language] "Are you de-li-ver-ing something?
- Amanda: Whatever
- Amanda: Look around. We're a bunch of unstable, hungry, back-stabbing bitches. Do you really think anyone would sell us guns?
- Amanda Tanen: Look around. We're a bunch of unstable, hungry, back-stabbing bitches. Do you really think anyone would sell us guns?
- Betty Suarez: You bought us a Christmas tree?
- Daniel Meade: Betty, I've thrown up in four rooms of your house. It's the least I could do.
- [Betty is leaving for a new job and Amanda is trying to get Betty's position as Daniel's assistant]
- Betty Suarez: Amanda, look, I need to plan a Mode-worthy party for $500, get Daniel a new assistant and get Justin a signed photo of Lindsey Lohan in two days, I'm kinda busy!
- Amanda: Well, today is like, your lucky day. Hire me. You know you wanna.
- Betty Suarez: Are you serious? After what you and Daniel have been through?
- Amanda: What is the very first thing I ever said to you?
- Betty Suarez: [thinks] Are you the "before"?
- Amanda: Ok, the second thing.
- Betty Suarez: "Are-you-de-liv-er-ing-some-thing?"
- Amanda: Whatever.
- Daniel Meade: [on the phone] I have something to tell you...
- Daniel Meade: You do take my beath away...
- Daniel Meade: You make my heart beat faster...
- Daniel Meade: You make my palms sweat...
- Daniel Meade: But that doesn't mean i don't love you...
- Daniel Meade: It means i do.
- Daniel Meade: Sometimes... you heart knows things your mind can't explain...
- Daniel Meade: And my heart doesn't race for anyone else.
- Daniel Meade: I love you, Sofia
- Daniel Meade: This is Daniel by the way