Andy Barker, P.I. (TV Series)

The Big No Sleep (2007)

Andy Richter: Andy Barker

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Quotes 

• Lew Staziak : No disrespect to your wife, but it's amazing you ever got that oven-jockey to uncross her honeysticks for you.

  Andy Barker : [pause]  That is disrespectful.

• Simon : Andy, it's time to get Snowball.

  Andy Barker : We're gonna bag us an elephant.

• Beznik : [Beznik offers Andy the stuffed toy he's looking for]  First my friend, we must do the dance.

  Andy Barker : [totally exhausted]  Dance, what dance? We gotta go.

  Beznik : Oh, Andy, it's the

  [sing song voice] 

  Beznik : how much do you want this dance. How much do you want this?

  [starts spinning round and dragging Andy along] 

• Dr. Cey : [pointing a gun at Snowball]  Stay away or the elephant gets it!

  Andy Barker : Please! Don't hurt that toy.

  Dr. Cey : [laughs]  Once again, Barker, I bested you!

  Andy Barker : We just met on Wednesday.

  Dr. Cey : So long, babies!

  Beznik : [arriving on bicycle]  Nobody puts babies in the corner!