Clark and Michael (2007)
Michael Cera: Michael
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Quotes
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Michael : They rested their balls our chins on and brushed our teeth with their dicks!
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Michael : I mean, why should we make a golden necklace to drape around a neck that nobody watches?
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Clark : They brought up Ashton, not me.
Michael : Yeah? Well what if I brought up that guy, uh, that guy from American Pie? What's that guy... the curly haired guy.
Clark : I don't know his name.
Clark : [to camera]
Clark : Can we even say names like this? I mean, I don't need another lawsuit right now.
Michael : Oh please, Clark- JASON BIGGS. Sue me, you cocksucker. Earn your first dollar in seven years.
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Michael : Oh, there's my neighbor Amanda! How are the petunias coming in this year, Amanda?... That's Clark!
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Michael : Did you breast feed her?