- Ryan Stiles: [in "Hoedown", an unused stanza about traffic]
- [singing]
- Ryan Stiles: Talking about traffic, it is boring all the time. / It's hard to think about something that'll rhyme. / Traffic, aw who cares? It's got no kind of class. / Uh, once again, I gotta mention Melissa's ass.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Hoedown", an unused stanza about censorship]
- [singing]
- Ryan Stiles: I hate it when they cut it, boy they're such a snob. / But I guess in a way, that is just their job. / They sit backstage and they act all snooty, / But I hope they don't cut Melissa's nice tight booty.
- [a reference to audience member Melissa's dress accidentally being pulled up by Wayne during "Party Quirks"]
- Drew Carey: [after the uncensored "Title Sequence" of "Hillary and Monica"] I don't know why we weren't allowed to show that the first time around, but y'know... I'd let my kids watch that. Smokin' a cigar, wipin' off a dress, what the heck.
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "What Santa left under Bill Clinton's tree."
- [Brad enters and mimes blowing up a blow-up doll]
- Ryan Stiles: [enters; mimes picking something up] Stain remover?