- Michael Scott: Jan told me to play it cool and not tell anybody because it could get us both in trouble. So, officially, I did not see her.
- [smiles]
- Michael Scott: But I did see Jan there... in our room... at night... and in the morning.
- [tries not to smile]
- Michael Scott: And that's all I'm going to say.
- [pause]
- Michael Scott: Sex. Sex. We had sex. I had sex with her. I had sex with Jan.
- [smiles into camera]
- Michael Scott: That photo is my personal property, and if you are telling me that you went on my computer and stole that photo, then I am gonna call the cops.
- Toby: Michael, nine different people e-mailed me that photo, including my ex-wife and... we don't talk.
- Michael Scott: Well, this is probably the icebreaker you need.
- Michael Scott: I got to see how Jamaicans live. It is great. You know, they just relax, they party all the time.
- Pam Beesly: It's kind of an impoverished country.
- Michael Scott: Yeah. Gosh. Great.
- Michael Scott: Tonight, we are going to have an inventory luau. I want to bring back a little slice of paradise to the Dunder Mifflin Warehouse Inventory. So, Party Planning Committee, get on it.
- Angela Martin: By the end of the day? That's impossible.
- Michael Scott: The Jamaicans don't have a word for "impossible."
- Jim Halpert: Yep, it's English. It's "impossible."
- [last lines]
- Kevin Malone: What am I going to do? I'm going to hang it up at home. I don't have a lot of art.
- Toby: You know, for your own protection, you should disclose the relationship to HR.
- Michael Scott: I bet you would love all the details, wouldn't you, you skeevy little perv?
- Toby: All right. If you're having a relationship with your superior, you must disclose it.
- Michael Scott: No, no. No, I am not dating Jan. She was very clear about that. Just two like souls having a romantic time in the most romantic place on Earth. Got enough, weirdo?
- Phyllis Lapin: I've called every grocery store in Scranton and no one sells whole pigs.
- Angela Martin: Did you try the petting zoo?
- Michael Scott: I have a special assignment for you.
- Dwight Schrute: Who's the target?
- Michael Scott: A sensitive e-mail has been released into the office. It contains a file. A picture. The filename is Jamaica Jan Sun Princess.
- Dwight Schrute: What's it of?
- Michael Scott: Not important.
- Dwight Schrute: Unless you're willing to tell me everything, I cannot accept this assignment.
- Michael Scott: Okay, then forget it.
- Dwight Schrute: Okay, I accept it.