Gavin & Stacey (TV Series)

Episode #1.1 (2007)

Steffan Rhodri: Dave Coaches

Quotes 

• Dave : [Stacey asks him if she can smoke on his bus]  Smoking, yeah. My motto is fags and weed, glue and speed, but I draws the line at crack. That way, everyone knows where they stand.

  Stacey : Ah, fair play.

• Dave : Don't suppose I could tempt you to a Chinese down mine later?

  Nessa : Oh. Dave, when are you gonna learn? You can buy me all the chocolates, all the chow mein you like but it won't wash and you knows why. Now, back off, or I'll tell everyone on that coach about my trip to the doctor's. Is that what you really want?

  Dave : No. Sorry.

  Nessa : Look, I think you're a cracking bloke, Dave, but let's face it, you're riddled.

  Dave : I know. How is everything, uh, down there, by the way?

  Nessa : Shipshape and shiny now. No thanks to you.