Supernatural (TV Series)

Houses of the Holy (2007)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

Quotes 

• Dean Winchester : [Dean's out of money for the vibrating bed]  Did you bring quarters?

  Sam Winchester : Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.

  Dean Winchester : What are you talking about? I eat.

• Dean Winchester : There's tons of stuff on unicorns to, in fact I've heard they ride on silver moon beams and shoot rainbows out of their ass.

  Sam Winchester : Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

• Sam Winchester : [about the supplies for a séance]  Dude. I'll admit we've gone pretty ghetto with spellwork before, but this takes the cake. I mean, a Spongebob placemat instead of an altar cloth?

  Dean Winchester : We'll just put it Spongebob side down.

• Dean Winchester : [on the vibrating bed]  Hey. Man, you gotta try this, I mean there really is magic in the Magic Fingers.

  Sam Winchester : Dean, you're enjoying that way too much, it's kind of making me uncomfortable.

• Dean Winchester : Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson: Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's, or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.

  Sam Winchester : I'm laughing on the inside.

• Dean Winchester : Okay, all right. You know what? I get it. You've got faith. That's - hey, good for you. I'm sure it makes things easier. I'll tell you who else had faith like that. Mom. She used to tell me when she tucked me in that angels were watching over us. In fact, that was the last thing she ever said to me.

  Sam Winchester : You never told me that.

  Dean Winchester : Well, what's to tell? She was wrong. There was nothing protecting her. There's no higher power, there's no God. I mean, there's just chaos, and violence, and random unpredictable evil that comes out of nowhere and rips you to shreds. You want me to believe in this stuff? I'm going to need to see some hard proof. You got any?

• Sam Winchester : I don't know, Dean, I just... I wanted to believe, so badly. It's so damn hard to do this, what we do. All alone, you know? There's so much evil out there in the world, Dean, I feel like I could drown in it. And when I think about my destiny, when I think about how I could end up...

  Dean Winchester : Yeah, well, don't worry about that, alright? I'm watching out for you.

  Sam Winchester : Yeah, I know you are. But you're just one person, Dean. And I needed to think that there was something else watching too, you know? Some higher power. Some greater good. And that maybe...

  Dean Winchester : Maybe what?

  Sam Winchester : Maybe I could be saved.

• Dean Winchester : NO, no. This is a demon or a spirit, you know they find people a few fries short of a happy meal and they trick them into killing these randoms.

• Dean Winchester : So. What makes you think you saw an, uh, angel?

  Sam Winchester : It just, it appeared before me and I just, this feeling washed over me, you know? Like, like peace. Like grace.

  Dean Winchester : Okay, Ecstasy Boy, maybe we'll get you some glowsticks and a nice Dr. Seuss hat, huh?

• Father Reynolds : So you're interested in joining the parish?

  Dean Winchester : Yeah, well, you know, we just don't feel right unless we hit church every Sunday.

• Dean Winchester : From the get-go you've been willing to buy all this angel crap, and what's next? Are you going to start praying every day?

  Sam Winchester : [long pause]  I do.

  Dean Winchester : what?

  Sam Winchester : I do pray every day. I have for a long time.

  Dean Winchester : the things you learn about a guy. huh.