Criminal Minds (TV Series)
Profiler, Profiled (2006)
Skipp Sudduth: Det. Stan Gordinski
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Quotes
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Carl Buford : Look at you. You'd probably be dead by now.
Derek Morgan : Yeah, well, it wasn't for free, was it?
Carl Buford : I pulled you out of the gutter.
Derek Morgan : I pulled myself out of the gutter! All the way to the FBI! I DID THAT!
Carl Buford : You saying I had nothing to do with making you who you are?
Derek Morgan : No, Carl. Actually, I'm saying you have everything to do with making me who I am. Because of you, I'm somebody who gets to spend the rest of his life making sure guys like you go down.
Carl Buford : Look, Derek, I never hurt you. You could have said no.
[Gordinski appears behind Buford, overhearing everything]
Det. Stan Gordinski : You're under arrest, Carl.
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Derek Morgan : [Morgan has been arrested] You know, you better have a real good reason for doing that in front of my family. Are you gonna tell me the charges now?
Det. Stan Gordinski : Oh, I bet if you think real hard, you'll be able to figure it out, Derek. Uncuff him.
Derek Morgan : "Agent Morgan".
Det. Stan Gordinski : You'll always just be "Derek" to me.
Derek Morgan : And you'll always be a racist son of a bitch to me.
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Det. Stan Gordinski : Did you get some sleep?
Derek Morgan : You know I didn't.
Det. Stan Gordinski : Slept like a baby myself. Didn't even want to get out of bed.
Derek Morgan : Really? So that wasn't your donut-eating ass on the other side of that glass all night, then, huh?
Det. Dennison : [entering with a case file] Here you go. You want the other ones?
Det. Stan Gordinski : No, just this one right now.
[Dennison leaves, and Morgan laughs to himself]
Derek Morgan : Come on, man. You gotta be kidding me, right? Pretend you went home and slept. Put an empty box with my name on it on a table right in front of me? The FBI invented this stuff, you simple bastard. We *teach* it.
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Derek Morgan : [interrogating Derek] Damien Walter. D.O.A.
[hands over crime scene photos to Derek]
Derek Morgan : Oh no! Somebody killed him?
Det. Stan Gordinski : Not somebody
Derek Morgan : You think I did this?
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Det. Stan Gordinski : Agent Gideon, right?
Jason Gideon : Yes
Det. Stan Gordinski : I owe you a big thank you! I had no suspects at all until you looked over my case for me and sent me this profile. Everything in it points to that son of bitch, Derek Morgan
[hands over profile]
Jason Gideon : [browses through dossier] I profiled him?
Det. Stan Gordinski : It's all right there
Dr. Spencer Reid : Detective, a profile is just a guide
Det. Stan Gordinski : This one guided me to him
Emily Prentiss : They're really more useful in the elimination of suspects rather than the inclusion
Det. Stan Gordinski : That's not the way you presented it to me
Jason Gideon : If I confused you, I'm sorry
Det. Stan Gordinski : Ah, I'm not confused at all
Jason Gideon : Look, whatever it is in here that made you consider agent Morgan a suspect, has to be coincidence. You cannot rely solely on this
Det. Stan Gordinski : You're right, I'm not