The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

A Creep in the Deep or Will Success Spoil Boris Badenov?/Ace Is Wild or The Flying Casket (1959)

June Foray: Rocket J. Squirrel, Natasha Fatale, Old Woman, Amazonian Woman, Fair Maid, Beauty, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Gee, Bullwinkle. What we need is a good cut-rate pilot.

  [Boris appears in an aviator disguise] 

  Boris Badenov : Gentlemen! Allow me to introduce myself. Ace Rickenboris, at your service. Mine card.

  [Boris hands Rocky his business card] 

  Rocket J. Squirrel : [reading the card]  'Ace Rickenboris. By air, anywhere. Fly now, pray later.'

  [Boris laughs sinisterly and takes back the card] 

  Boris Badenov : Bwa ha ha ha ha! Is misprint.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Haven't I seen your face somewhere before?

  Boris Badenov : Of course you have. It's on every three-dollar bill the government makes.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : I've never seen a three-dollar bill.

  Boris Badenov : Bah. It's my fault you're poor?

• [Natasha, disguised as the stewardess, offers Rocky and Bullwinkle poisoned drinks] 

  Natasha Fatale : You like hot beverage?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : My, that was quick! What is it?

  Natasha Fatale : Specialty of the line. Called a 'guided missile'.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : 'Guided missile'?

  Natasha Fatale : Yes. Just one and you go down in flames.

• Narrator : And in a little while our boys were talking to the owner of a flying service.

  Pilot : Well, let's see, that'll run you just about a thousand dollars.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Thousand dollars! Just to get to Frostbite Falls?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : You could *buy* the place for eight dollars cash!

• Narrator : But on the submarine, Boris wasn't as cheerful as he could have been.

  Natasha Fatale : Boris, darling, why so sad?

  Boris Badenov : I got feeling there is something I forgot.

  Natasha Fatale : What could it was?

  Boris Badenov : I don't know, but something.

  Natasha Fatale : Cheer up, darling. When we get back you will get big medal!

  Boris Badenov : Medals I got! For burning down orphanage, for kicking small dog, for taking candy from babies. Who needs medals?

• Narrator : Then, just as Rocky and Bullwinkle were about to down the lethal drink, the plane hit an air pocket and dropped suddenly.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Oh, shucks! We spilled them!

  Narrator : As the boys watched, the spilled liquid ate right through the floor of the plane.

  Natasha Fatale : Make a nice breeze, no? You like a refill?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, maybe just half a cup?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Mmm, I don't think we'd better, Bullwinkle. That stuff's a little too strong for us.